JAVA BANDITS: The EC’s Most Wanted

By Dylan Hamilton, Aesthetic Activist

PUBLIC NOTICE: It has come to the attention of the authorities at the Fort Lewis College Environmental Center that certain criminal elements of the beverage containing species have begun to engage in heinous acts of larceny and violence. They are contributing to the production of massive amounts of waste and fraud, and are likely even stealing YOUR MONEY, dear citizen. It has been determined that the use of disposable cups on the Fort Lewis campus is at least 78 cups per student, per month. In total, this creates paper waste equivalent to 273 thousand paper cups a month. This is mortifying, and is a grave addition to the waste at the college. WE, THE STUDENTS AND CITIZENS OF FORT LEWIS COLLEGE, CAN ACT to put an end to this menace, by the use of personal reusable mugs. In addition to this, it is estimated that the savings that a student can gain from the use of their own mug can save them more than one hundred dollars a year. THEREFORE, THE AUTHORITIES AT THE FORT LEWIS COLLEGE ENVIRONMENTAL CENTER HEARTILY ENCOURAGE THE PURCHASE AND USE OF A PERSONAL MUG.

JAVA BANDITS

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